macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

(via litanyofexcuses)

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

(via kingtrashmouthisgay)

goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

(via encourage)

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via kingtrashmouthisgay)